IT’S OUT. It’s out! Finally! After, like, two years, IT’S OUT. It’s out and I’ve even somehow seen it! I’ve been waiting for this film to come out since before I started this tumblr and it’s out! The Scribbler is out! And Michelle Trachtenberg’s in it (not as much as I had liked)! And it was pretty good too after all that! And Michelle Trachtenberg’s in it!

The Scribbler is out, by the way.

In summary: Michelle Trachtenberg is the best person and a film in which she appears (and is good in) (and looks super-freaking-cool in) is out today in both theatres and on VOD in the US and Canada. And that’s good. And she’s good. 

Hey! You know The Scribbler? It’s coming out tomorrow (in the US & Canada) in both theatres AND on VOD apparently (in the US & Canada). So that means that you all (in the US & Canada) will be able to watch it (if you’re in the US & Canada). Which is great!

IF YOU CAN’T WAIT THAT LONG (or if you’re outside the US & Canada) HERE’S A NEW MICHELLE CLIP.

Fortunately, random pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg can be enjoyed across the entire world. 

Oh boy has it been a good Michelle Trachtenberg day today. Not one, not two, but THREE amazing images of Michelle hanging out with cool people Seth Green and Sarah Michelle Gellar. DAWN AND BUFFY. 

Also Michelle Trachtenberg’s face continues to be the best face ever and also her eyes are the best eyes ever and also her hair is… you get the idea.

This Regard shoot was pretty great! She wore glasses in some of the shots!

Just checking that Michelle Trachtenberg is still the best person, one sec.


  1. Camera: Nikon D3s
  2. Aperture: f/6.3
  3. Exposure: 1/160th
  4. Focal Length: 50mm

That’s… a lot of mushrooms, Michelle Trachtenberg.

Is that how she stays so pale? Is it the mushrooms? IS THAT HER SECRET?

In less than a month Michelle Trachtenberg will be 29 years old. That’s almost 30! And she just keeps getting better!

Paler, too. Better and paler (they’re the same thing).


Her purple hair! I wonder if she has a cat in that bag…

ONE WEEK until The Scribbler is out. I never thought we’d see the day. No, really, it took so damn long for that thing to come out I thought it would get lost in the mists of time…

Really nice Michelle Trachtenberg jus’ chillin’ on the set of Gossip Girl as the spiky Georgina Sparks. Seriously look at those spikes.

I really hope we get some idea of what new Michelle Trachtenberg things will be coming post-The Scribbler. Something.

At least there’ll always be a random picture of her on Tumblr! Eh? EH?

So apparently Michelle Trachtenberg just has her art painted directly on to her walls. Because she’s gangsta. 

She also likes spikes. Lots and lots of spikes. But in a cute way.